Shawn for President …

Posted in magic on June 22, 2008 by magichampion

Hey folks, lots to say but so little time as I have spent another day working on the yard and practicing my newest illusion for the big competition. Sure is looking good though. I had so many other things I really wanted and wished to do but working on the competition has to come first. On Monday I am off to have a small surgery performed. Nothing to worry about I think, hope. I told Hannah I was having an alien implant removed! She thinks it cool.

Will leave you with a little video …

“An independent is the guy who wants to take politics out of politics.” Adlai Stevenson

Each day is a lesson …

Posted in Rants with tags , , , on June 21, 2008 by magichampion


So everyday I seem to learn something new about myself. Like today I learned I don’t like yard work either! I don’t like to mow lawns, dig holes, plants bushes, shovel sand, lay ground cover, install edging or anything else that has to do with landscaping!

I also learned I get angry and loud much quicker in situation where I have little or no knowledge, other than that gleamed from the internet. I learned that spending a couple of grand on a new lawn does not necessarily mean you will have a nice lawn. Especially if there is an infestation of Chaffer bugs in your community. Not to mention the folks who put in the lawn gave you one that was already infested! So these little buggers eat the roots of the grass which kills the grass and the grubs are apparently really tasty to crows and raccoons who tear up your lawn for food. Life just keeps getting better! I remember when the hard decision of my day was whether or not to go ashore and lay on the beach of just stay on the ship and sit by the pool!


“Strange how much you’ve got to know, before you know how little you know.” Anon.

Legal Tender …

Posted in Rants on June 20, 2008 by magichampion

Take a bill out of your pocket. If you live in Canada it says right on the note “Bank of Canada - This Note is Legal Tender”. By definition this means it can be used at its face value for all debts public and private. Oh but wait, now days we have counterfeiters of $100 notes so there is always the chance the bill could be bogus! For this reason many businesses have taken up the practice of not accepting $100 notes! Ok, let me get this right. You have a business in Canada. You obtain a business license that outlines what you can and cannot sell, how to conduct your business, hours you can operate, etc. Then you open your store in a local community and proceed to not accept the legal tender of the nation! What? That would be like me opening a dollar store and then only accepting dollar coins (loonies)! Well you know I don’t want to have to make change and stuff!

I understand the owners of these stores don’t want to risk accepting counterfeit notes, which is why they should invest in a machine that detects this sort of thing. Can’t afford to buy a machine? Well they sell lights that work just as well. Heck, can’t afford the light, buy the damn pen that you mark with to expose the fakes! Don’t want to spend a dime! Well then educate your employees with free online programs like this one CLICK.

I for one have decided to no longer spend my money at establishments that don’t accept all forms of Canadian currency. If I am forced to use their business I am going to only use Credit Cards because they loose up to 3% on every transaction. Sometimes a transaction fee on top too! That means I will be buying three separate admissions to the cinema that is the only place to see the newest kids film Hannah is dying to see! Yup, I’ll be the guy taking up the time in the line, sorry!

I really dislike seeing these signs and if you just go on supporting places that have adopted this practice, it’s only going to spread. Soon they won’t accept $50’s and $20’s … and if you don’t think that will happen … just wait and see!

So ends the rant …

“If you owe the bank a $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 Million, that’s the banks problem.” J.Paul Getty

Where do great ideas come from?

Posted in life in general, travel on June 17, 2008 by magichampion

I guess the first thing would be to confirm that I do get great ideas. I can honestly say I often get good ideas but the great ideas are far and few between. It’s not from lack of trying either. I recall Andre Kole, one of the most creative magicians alive, in an interview saying he forced himself to create new magic effects every day or not go to bed. Well I tried that and to be honest the “not go to bed part” was easy. I like the night. Don’t get me wrong, I like to sleep! Sleep in that is! I think when I was younger I came up with all my great ideas in the middle of the night from sleep depravation! These days the staying up late is normal but I have to be quiet as Hannah and Lori are sleeping. This cuts down on my productivity as I can’t saw, paint, drill or crank tunes to spark my creativity. I have all the time in the world … as long as it is in the daylight hours … not so good for my creative juices!

Yesterday, I drove to Everett, Washington to hang out with Steve Hamilton and Brian Cook. We had a great conversation about magic, characters and power tools! On the drive down I was a bit tired as I started the journey at 10 AM which is usually when I am waking up! This slightly tired feeling gave me the necessary spark and I created a whole series of effects using one particular sleight. I look forward to exploring the idea further and performing them for real people.

Back at the house I have begun dry walling the basement. I have learned something very important. I don’t like drywall! I don’t like installing it, puttying it and especially sanding it smooth. I have several rooms to do and believe I will be hiring a professional to finish the job. The shop is kind of oragnized but I still have along way to go …

Production on the new illusion is going well and I think it will be a crowd pleaser. I guess it really isn’t a new illusion as I have done several variations on it over the past two decades. This variation is really close to a version I did in Athens, Greece for a magic festival a few years back.

I’ve been thinking a lot about that festival in Athens. It had a stellar line up of performers, a great theatre staff, incredible audiences and gave me an opportunity to make some friends for life. Funny thing is that as I have thinking about these friends … they have been calling me out of the blue to say Hi! OK I called one of them but the others called me! How cool.

“Putting a hammer in my hand means putting together two things with roughly the same IQ” - me

Three’s a charm …

Posted in life in general on June 14, 2008 by magichampion

Well, today I’m doing finishing work in the bathroom. A few years ago I did all the work in there but never finished off the cove moulding at the top. That pretty much describes the way I work around the house. I generally will do all the hard stuff and then get bored and stop just before the job is done. Today I am finishing off that job I started years ago!

I am also working on the front planter boxes as the wood to frame them was cut about four years ago and I just never got around to gluing them to the concrete blocks. Some of them warped due to weathering so I will replace a few, glue them in place and then the paint them to match. Doesn’t that sound so exciting?

This week I get to do a magic show in Canada. It will be my third one this year! Ok not really a show as much as a presentation in a hotel banquet room for a 150 bank folks. My stage is going to a whole eight foot by twelve foot, oh and two feet off the ground. Wow what a huge area! I suspect there will be lighting and I’ll have to move a podium before I start. OK, I can deal with all that … here’s the fun part. The show starts at 9:30 AM. Wait it gets better … since there is a speaker before me I have to setup even earlier … which means leaving the house at 5 AM!

At least I’m not bored like the guy in this video:

Well back to work on the house. Here one more video to make you laugh.

“It’s easier to find a travel companion than to get rid of one.” Art Buchwald

Triskaidekaphobia …

Posted in Rants, life in general on June 13, 2008 by magichampion

No US military vehicle has it, most buildings in North America ignore it, Microsoft’s Office suite jumped over it, commercial airlines don’t offer seats with it, formula one racing forbids it’s use as does the Atlanta Braves baseball franchise! So what’s so funny! I am afraid of the number 13! I just want to make it clear I am not a Paraskavedekatriaphobia. This is an individual who is afraid of Friday the 13th’s. I’m afraid of all 13’s!!!

I wrote back at the end of March that I had a fear that most thought foolish. I wrote: “Although the definition is an “abnormal fear”, for me it’s not abnormal. It’s a a real fear, having lost my first apartment to a flood on September 13, 1985, my second apartment to a fire on May 13, 1988 and my current home having a car drive into the living room on June 13, 1997. For those of you who want to check, they are all Fridays. So don’t expect to see me doing anything particularly dangerous on a Friday the 13th. In fact it is quite rare to find me leaving the house … which apparently isn’t that safe anyways! This year there will be a Friday the 13th in June and I am scheduled to be completing the shooting of the ESPN, TSN and FOX Sports show Fins and Skins in the Dominican Republic. Yeah me in a boat in the open ocean on a Friday the 13th … that should make real good TV!”

Well it’s June 13th and I am not in the Dominican Republic. In fact I am sitting quietly in my home watching the day slowly pass. With any luck my home won’t flood, burn or be the target of anymore automobiles! I keep playing with the idea of going to the shop to complete the new illusion I have been working on but the thought of power tools today is … well quiet frankly … frightening!

I am reminded of the joke where the comedian says he is having a rough day. That when he got out of bed and open the bedroom door the door knob fell off. When he picked up his briefcase the handle fell off too. Which explains why he has gone pee all day!

For those of you who still think I am a weirdo let’s take a closer look …

This is the symbol of the Knights Templar. They were among the most famous of the Western Christian military orders. The organization existed for approximately two centuries in the Middle Ages. On Friday October 13, 1307, King Philip ordered de Molay, the Grand Master of the Templars and scores of other French Templars to be simultaneously arrested, tortured into giving false confessions, and then burned at the stake.

It is believed that Loki in the Norse pantheon was the 13th god. More specifically, Loki was believed to have engineered the murder of Baldr, and was the 13th guest to arrive at the funeral. This perhaps relates to the superstition that if thirteen people gather, one of them will die in the following year.

According to the Stress Management Center and Phobia Institute in Asheville, North Carolina, an estimated 17 to 21 million people in the United States are affected by a fear of this day. Some people are so paralyzed by fear that they avoid their normal routines in doing business, taking flights or even getting out of bed. “It’s been estimated that [US]$800 or $900 million is lost in business on this day”


The British Medical Journal, one of the most popular and widely-read peer-reviewed general medical journals in the world, did a study showing that there is a significant increase in traffic-related accidents on Fridays the 13th.

Well, I’m off to read a good book. Worse that can happen is a paper cut!

In 2009 it will be a record year as there will be three Friday the 13th’s … looks like I should be looking for some good books to read next year too!

STOP LAUGHING! ;-)

“In life there is really only one thing you totally control. Your character.”

Will it ever end?

Posted in magic with tags , , , on June 12, 2008 by magichampion


This where we are now in fixing up the house. The photo below is what it looked like when we bought the place.

So now that the outside is reaching completion it is apparently time to start the inside. For those of you who don’t know me well, I’m a pack rat! I still have clothes I wore in high school! I just don’t throw out anything. It’s a habit I adopted from my Father. He never threw out anything. My favorite story of collecting would be the time someone said they needed to go out and buy a boat oar and lock. My Father asked the length required and if the need brass or stainless. Then he went to the basement and brought it up for them to keep. Funny part is my Father never owned a boat! The other story that comes close was just a few years before he passed. I was sharing the first story with a house guest at my folks place and they didn’t seem to believe me. They then mentioned they had a vintage car that was missing the tuning knob for the radio. Dad sent me to the basement, a room he had not been able to visit for years due to health, and instructed me on where to locate the knob … yup he had the knob and gave it proudly to the guest … who stood dumbfounded!

I have begun the unenviable task of cleaning the basement and extra room upstairs. I have so far found over 40 board games, some of which have never been opened! I have also locate old books and photo’s I thought I had lost in my house fire back in 1988. One of my favorite moments was finding the newspaper published on the day Hannah was born. I’m telling you I keep everything. I have no problem giving stuff away. My problem is throwing stuff out!


Well I should get back to cleaning but before I do, I have to compliment a software company. Kutoka is a Canadian based software company that produces the award winning “Mia” series for children. Hannah LOVES this series and I like it too since it is educational and entertaining. While in Washington over the weekend for my birthday I bought Hannah a new one from the series called Mia’s - Just in Time MATH. When we got home and opened the package the DVD was in French! Everything else was in English, just the disc itself was in French. Yesterday, I called the company and explained that we had wanted an English version and they were polite and said one would be shipped to us in the morning. Well, I woke up this morning to FedEx at my door with the new Disc! These people understand customer service! I will be buying everything they ever produce and telling everybody about how great the product is and most importantly … how much they care about their customers! Bravo!

Well back to cleaning … ok sorting …

“Words are sometimes inadequate. The deepest sentiments are express with the eyes.”

This house stuff is kinda fun …

Posted in Lecture tour, life in general, magic on June 10, 2008 by magichampion


So I spent another day in the basement cleaning. Spent the afternoon doing errands and the evening on a ladder and the roof. The final trim is on the windows and the roof is being inspected before I decide what to do. I have a choice of replacing the roof tiles or just replacing the missing and broken ones and covering the roof with a new product called Techniseal, which according to the propaganda “is an economical solution which spares the replacement of the roofing material. It stops the deterioration of shingles or membranes by fixing their granules. Good-looking, it can change the colour of the existing roofing in one coat.”.

So any of you heard of this?

I painted the front door in a marine enamel the color “drum beat”. Yes, drum beat is a color. It is the fourth one in the first row for anyone who really wants to click the link. I love that the door will match absolutely nothing else on the house. When I was a kid all doors were either wood or white. Of course I was a kid a looooong time ago!

The stone on the foundation is great and gives the house a real cottage kind of feel I think. It’s hard to believe it’s not really stone. (before the stone)

(after the stone)

Going on the roof was a bit of a challenge. For those of you who don’t know. I fell off the roof about 14 years ago, split open my face and was rushed to the hospital to have a heck of a lot of stitches sewn into my nose! I recall doing a show with black eyes and all these stitches in my nose. I cleverly cut one of those red sponge balls and lightly rubber cemented it to my nose to cover it and not scare the kiddies! Well I was doing OK until some little brat tried to grab the red nose and got my real one too! The blood flowed out the sides as he ripped the ball free of my face and then screamed something about Frankenstein and ran off crying … oh those were the days!

My tour for Scandinavia is going so well I will most likely be extending it a few days. Right now I have dates from September 20th until the 29th but will more than likely stay until October 2nd. It will be my first opportunity to get to spend some real time in the area. In the past I have always just cruised in an out and had short day trips. Sure hope it will be lots of fun.

I am also booking a lecture tour of the North Eastern USA. Apparently I am not as popular there but I hope to be able to book a few and stay a little bit and see some of that area too. I contacted two clubs that both said “no”. I have to be honest I have never, ever had a magic club turn down my lecture. I think I have one of the finest lectures to offer in the world of magic and I always get grand praise once I am finished. I have gone so far as to create a new website strictly to promote my lectures to magic clubs and events. Check it out at: www.magiclecture.com.

Well I have lots more to do and it is already 10:30 at night. Next I have to get in a few hours of work on the shows I am presenting for the IBM / SAM Competition in July. The list of names of the competitors is really impressive. Going to be lots of fun!

Cheers.

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” George W. Bush

Long time … no see …

Posted in life in general, magic, travel on June 9, 2008 by magichampion

It has been sometime since I last wrote on this blog. It’s not that I didn’t have anything to say. More of, how to say what I wanted to say.

So much has happened and even if I tried to put it all in sequential order, I would most likely not succeed.

First and foremost I lost another special person in my life. Earlier this year I wrote about Barbara, my Father-in-laws Wife. Barbara was a very special lady. I had the pleasure of knowing her for over 20 years and we had plenty of unusual conversations about subjects as diverse as alien abduction to christianity. She was a huge fan or Art Bell and took the time to introduce me to his unique radio program.

Barbara was another victim of Cancer. It seems that the spread of this terrible disease is never ending and I pray for a cure before we all lose more friends.

On a happier note I went to see a young magician do a full evening show in Washington to benefit Cancer research. Sterling Dietz, is a young man with a bright future. He did a remarkably great job of not only performing skilled magic, but more importantly found a way to connect with the audience. Most young performers are all about technique, skill and the art of fooling. It was refreshing to see a performer who spent as much time on his script too.

I went to two special events at Hannah’s school. The first was the final assembly of the year where the students bid farewell to Mrs. Finlay, the Principal. She will be leaving the school to once again become a teacher. She is such a bright light in this world with a genuine interest in everything and everyone around her. The best part of the assembly however was the presentation of awards to certain outstanding students. When Hannah was presented an award for social responsibility I cannot describe the pride I felt for my Daughter!

The second special event was a family reading night in the gymnasium of the school. There was even a theme involving camping so the entire room was filled with pop up tents and big ring in the center of the room for the guest reader to present. I’m not sure the idea of putting several hundred children into a room, giving them free “s’more” bars and then asking them to sit and read with their parents is the best idea. I love reading with Hannah, and in fact do it most evenings just before bed. The concept that a child can concentrate and read while another couple of hundred youth filled with chocolate are racing around a gym is just … well nuts!

The house is basically painted and we are just in need of trim for around the windows. I replace the house numbers and painted a lovely little lamp to light them above the front door. I also hired a guy to attach river rock around the foundation of the house. It really added a new dimension to the house and I love the new look.

Energized by all the stuff happening around the house, I jumped at the chance to wire a chandelier into the center of the living room. This lamp has a funny history. When I moved into this home 14 years ago there was a hanging macramé (yes macramé lamp!) that did not work. I fact I couldn’t even find a light switch. I spent several years trying to find the switch and finally gave up and put a nice metal fixture that was not connected but at least looked nice until it got dark in the living room! Well, I crawled into the poor excuse of an attic and wired a whole new switch to the lamp and fuse box. Sound easy? Well it took about nine hours to actually make the damn thing work. My hands now look like hamburger meat and hurt so bad.

You would think I would stop once my hands were hurting, but instead I did lots more. With the help of a friend, Brian Cook, we headed off to the lumber yard and brought enough stuff back to construct three walls in my shop. Once I had them up and cover with peg board I have begun the arduous task of organizing a basement that has been neglected for over a decade. Oh, I’ve been in the basement, built many props, painted, ground and drilled all sorts of stuff. I just never really cleaned up after any project. This means it is quite messy and unorganized. How unorganized? Well, every time I couldn’t find a tool I juts bought a new one. So far I have found three power drills, two jig saws, two grinders, three nail guns and more drill bits than anyone should ever own. Oh, but how many clamps do I have … well that’s easy … one less than I will always need!

I took a break from my chores of the house to attend a lecture by Dan Garrett. He’s a super clever magician from Atlanta, Georgia. I had seen his lecture in the past and he never disappoints. It was great fun to attend and even more fun to go hang out afterwards. The evening lasted until past midnight and I was surprised to see my best friend, David Wilson, popped up to wish wish me birthday wishes too!

My birthday has come and gone. We celebrated with friends in Washington and I am now the proud owner of the cleverest levitation illusion in the world. The plan for the day was an afternoon of wine and hot tubs but the weather was terrible. In fact the weather these past few weeks is just so odd. If anyone reading this is in doubt about the unusual climate changes affecting our planet (call it what you may .. global warming … whatever …) just look out your window and recall the last time June was this cold.

I’m off to the basement again to clean. I am have such a busy few weeks ahead as I polish up my acs for the IBM/SAM convention next month. They released the list of competitors and it will be a very challenging event. I’m looking forward to seeing old friends, some super great magic and making a few new friends.

Until next time…

“Never be careless with money, driving habits, or other people’s feelings.”

People from the past …

Posted in life in general, magic with tags , , , , on May 27, 2008 by magichampion

Ron Mandrake was the son of famed magician Leon Mandrake and although he died young I had the chance to call him friend for many years. He was one of those people that believed in me when I was living in the basement of a house in East Vancouver, with twenty people living upstairs. He always knew I was going to be a great magician, like his Dad. I don’t think I have achieved that kind of success yet, but every time I doubt myself I can hear him telling me how I can do it.


Ron never made it as a magician as he had many other responsibilities to tend to in his short lived life. First and foremost for him were his two sons. Sean and Jerome. I lost touch with these two before they became teens. Yesterday I was reunited with them through Facebook. Sean married the love of his life on Saturday and Jerome is working on a career as a singer. He has a great look and fantastic voice. He has his Fathers stage presence and looks quite at home with a microphone in his hand.

Although this video showed him in a venue where people wouldn’t stop talking, and the video is short you can see more of him on youtube.

It was great to connect, even if only by the internet, to these people from the past …